im still exhausted from beating all the other sperms
what are snails even trying to do
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
Here I am again thinking about you at 2am, knowing you’ll never miss me like I miss you.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
there’s nothing worse than seeing someone who deserves the world and the best it offers being treated unfairly and you can see them slowly being broken